Monday, August 17, 2015

WAHEEHEE 019 MMFF 2014 edition

Waheehee 019 MMFF 2014 edition (late upload)

As usual, MMFF (Metro Manila Film Festival) opens on Dec. 25

The official entries for the 2014 edition are…

1. Bonifacio: Ang Unang Pangulo – it has potential but I have my doubts on Robin Padilla’s portrayal of the Supremo of Katipunan

2. English Only, Please – another generic love story crap

3. Feng Shui – just wanted to be different but still the same

4. Kubot: The Aswang Chronicles 2 – C-grade shitty version of Twilight series, Underworld series & Blade series combined w/ a dash of Pinoy crappiness.

5. Muslim Magnum .357 – typical pinoy action flick cliché

6. My Big Bossing – obvious cash grab & NO ARTISTIC VALUE whatsoever

7. The Amazing Praybeyt Benjamin 2 – this is, by far, the crappiest thing I’ve ever seen

8. Shake Rattle & Roll XV – so cheesy & awful. Heck, wearing scary masks is way scarier than this piece of trash

* * * * * The above are pronouncements of Nyora Metring - ang masungit na matrona

At narito naman ang mga official posters ng mga entries for the 2014 MMFF (Metro Movies For Fun)…